This past weekend, I visited with some girlfriends in celebration of their “Dry Spell.” You see, all of their husbands/boyfriends are deployed (as is mine) and we celebrated the Dry Spell in lieu of Valentine’s Day. There was supposed to be an adult piñata present, but I think the wine took priority. Anyway.
At this party, one of the gals brought up Kim Jong-Un’s assassination. I was totally taken by surprise, but then thought twice when she said that Fox reported ninja assassins had stormed into Kim Jong-Un’s hotel room in Beijing and killed the poor sausage man (yes, I’m superficial).
You can find the story here: Twitter Rumor Claims Death of Korean Leader Kim-Jong-Un
One of the gals looked up the report on her internet phone and we realized that the report was Twitter gossip. ::sigh:: That would’ve been an awesome story. I bet the show Ninja Warrior would have been a great starting point for police to find initial leads.
After four more Labatt Blues (no light, thanks), the creative juices began to flow. Kim Jong-Un-Dead! I’m pretty much a firm believer in the Zombie Apocalypse, so I figured I should add my own rendition of what Kim Jong would look like had he actually risen from the dead.
T-shirts anyone?
Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things
Kim Jong-Un Looking At Things
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